- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

My spelling is horrible

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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