Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

A bar walks into a man

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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