What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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miha kako si?

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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