What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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