- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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