- Anti Joke

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What is your name? My name is Jeff

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.