when debbie meets downer

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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