- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

The Oakland Raiders

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

when debbie meets downer

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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