Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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