- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Women's rights.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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