A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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How about that airline food?

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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A dyslexic blind man

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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