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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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I'm HIV positive.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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