Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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10inch nice

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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you give like i give lomain

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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