- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

The Colts this year.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why did you step on my watermelon?

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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