- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Title IX

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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