- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

human centipede

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Camerons hair is Curly..

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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