What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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