- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Golf.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What is older than history?

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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