don't just stand there

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anti jokes are really funny

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vitamin c

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Women's rights

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pobody's nerfect

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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