What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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Jack Stevens

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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vitamin c

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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