What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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the WNBA

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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