I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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