- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

rocky is here again.......................

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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