- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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