Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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