KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Women's Rights

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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it's funny because it's funny

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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