why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Sloths

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

thumb_up thumb_down -4

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

thumb_up thumb_down -4

The WNBA

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

thumb_up thumb_down -6

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops