Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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