- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

richard is fag

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Justin beiber's penis

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

These jokes don't have punchlines.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

I had 99 problems Solved them all

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