Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Your girlfriend.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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Whats 1+1? window!

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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