how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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Connor is homo

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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