- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Charlie Sheen is winning

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Whats 1+1? window!

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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