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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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