- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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