Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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