Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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