- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

I need to start studying.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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