- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

I enjoy Popcorn

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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