Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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Julian Ha.

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Jordan is pregant

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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