- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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