- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Will nearis is here! Get it

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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