- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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