call me maybe.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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An anti-joke

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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