- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

read me write me

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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