3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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knock knock... ...no answer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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