how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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