- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

rocky is here again.......................

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Justin Bieber

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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