whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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