- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

what's worse then a blowjob?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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