- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

knock knock!? . . No.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Robin, get in the car, please.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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