- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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