How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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