What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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What is my name? I dont know

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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