- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

A guy walks into a bar

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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