- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

My dog barks when someones at the door.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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