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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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