- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Katy Perry

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