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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

What's blue? The sky.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

what's white and sticky semen

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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