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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Turkeys are obese

12 niqqa 12.

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

An anti-joke

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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