Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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