- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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