- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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