- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Ask me if im a tree? No

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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