How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

who do we all like george goodburn

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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