- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Jack Stevens

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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