- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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