- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Get up Look in the mirror

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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