Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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The holocaust

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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