Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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