Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

That's illegal What? Your mom

What's 1+1? 69.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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