- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Cancer.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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