The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

I literally died laughing

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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