Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Jeff

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What black and has children A black man

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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