What's your blood type? Red.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Immigration Laws

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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Who is it?

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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women's rights.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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