- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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