how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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