- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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