- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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