- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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