- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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