- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Vaginal secretions

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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