What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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