- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

where do some birds live in? Earth

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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