- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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