What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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