- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Please ignore this statement.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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