Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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